Before I start I would like to say a few things… one, I have only played about…60-70 disk Xbox 360 games and two, this is my opinion!

10. Blacksite - I enjoyed this games, until I got to the 2nd level, I was looking forward to a realistic fps, but we got a alien game! Even though it is different, its ideas isn’t for me!

9. Viva Piñata -  Just the title tells you it all! Piñatas, in a garden, dance…and making love all day long…MAKE IT STOP! 

8. Alone In the Dark - I actually enjoyed this game, until it got impossible! A little car sequence, that you have to replay over 9000 times, where you have to memorise every little thing that happened, or start again for the beginning!

7. Your in the Movies - Broken! That’s what this game is!

6. Blue Dragon - 3 disks, how many did I complete? not even 1/100 of the 1st disk, I hated it! The ideas and all that would get an easy 80%/100% score rating but the gameplay, ouch!

5. Banjo Kazooie Nuts and bolts - I haven’t played much of the older ones, but I liked them! This on the other hand, not as much, never hated it, I liked some of the RPG bits in this but everything else falls flat on its face! Sorry Rare(ly you make a good game now!)

4. Gears of War - What’s that I here a fanboy? I hate fanboys! This game was terrible, that’s all I should say, bad camara and bad gameplay! The Xbox’s Uncharted? Yeah right, when did that game become TERRIBLE!

3. Crackdown 2 -WHAT THE THUMB IS THIS? It was crap! Not graphics wise, Crackdown wise, you can tell its made by different people! YOU KNOW WHAT Thumb Crackdown!

2. Fable III - Ahhh, the fresh air of Albion, a nice day on Fable II wait we’re doing Fable III? Thumb that game! Take my favourites game series of that time and murder it don’t you? This started a whole thing of number 3’s ruining things! e.g Saints Row 3! 

1. The Outfit - This game got a 27% game rating from me! Fable III over 60% and that’s 2nd on this list! Its that bad!

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So if you haven’t noticed it seems like I’m running out of ideas for this reviewing blog, so from now I will be doing top 5-10 lists! contains A LOT OF SPOILERS!

10. Berri (Conkers Bad Fur Day) - This is one of the more…Funnier deaths! I never said saddest deaths did I, haha, however I loved how she died, which sounds horrible but I did! 1,000 rounds to the body, my god, she’s still alive! 1 more and… she’s is dead! 

9. My Sims 2 character - I died on it, one of my saddest experiences in gaming… Died swimming in a swimming pool. R.I.P Bat-bane O’Awesome!

8.  Red Fation Guerilla guys brother - The first 5 minutes into the makes you start… Sweating from intensity… that’s it… Alec Mercer’s, I think the protagonist is called, brother is dead… R.I.P!

7. Jack Of Blades - Fable 1 - I don’t care that I killed him (24 times as Jack of Blades, 3 times as the dragon) he was one of my favourites bosses ever, I owe it to him to put him on the list… Sorry Jack! Also he has my name… NUMBER 1!

6. The leader of the companions - Skyrim - Not the saddest, but still, Skyrim is on every list nowadays, right? Anyway it was an unexpected death (even though every leader on skyrim dies)! R.I.P that guy!

5. My Sims 3 Character - Burnt to death…Ouch!

4. The Great Mighty Poo - Conker - 2 characters from the same game, wow! He was a cool guy, before a red (even tough he is ginger) rat killed him! That damn RAT! (wait he’s not a rat…Ok!)

3. Me - I’m dead…

2. Sir Walter Beck - You killed him, how dare you…*Sniff* He were me best friend :(

1. John Marston - This one explains itself, sad ;(

Graphics - 70%

Story - 51%

Gameplay - 88%

Animations - 63%

Audio - 74%

Presentation - 84%

Life Span - 87%

Funness - 79%

Enjoyment - 82%

                          Game - 76% (Great) (Must Buy / Cheap)

I could do this review in 5 words, BEST FIRST PERSON SHOOTER EVER! However that would be as pointless as reading IGNs’ Call Of Duty Review… Anyway as I said its my favourites FPS ever, even if it has a pretty low score (the graphics and animations probably put it down 14%)! Since 1999, this game is still played by thousands, and for a higher life span it could’ve put a unlock system in!

(This review was made because of Global Offensive coming out soon)

Graphics - 51%

Story - 78%

Gameplay - 69%

Animations - 65%

Audio - 50%

Presentation - 72%

Life Span - 61%

Funness - 63%

Enjoyment - 78%

                        Game - 66% (Good) (Keep In Mind)

Office Disorders is if you crossed “The Sims” and any weird game on the indie marketplace. Funnily enough, it works, the wacky humour, the great story and the ok gameplay, makes a brilliant game! If you have a spare 80 MS Points I’d recommend buying this or Take Arms, but to be honest it matters what your into.

                             Take Arms

Graphics - 9/10

Gameplay - 7/10

Animations - 7/10

Audio - 8/10

Presentation - 7/10

Life Span - 7/10

Funness - 8/10

                      Game - 7.5/10 (Very Very Good) (Must Buy/is Cheap)

                      (Best Indie Game Award)

Take Arms is a game you probably have never heard of, yet you should of… I have only played an hour and a half of this game but wow…I am still playing it!

The Visuals are gorgeous from every building to every bit of grass! The Gameplay is simple yet addictive but can get abit…Boring after 30 minutes but what game doesn’t? Next is the animations. There is many but the moving and the death animations are good.

The audio is where this game is also strong at, as the music is something you’d expect from battlefield and the gun shots are realistic! The Lifespan only got 7/10 but that’s mainly because I have only played a little of it and that’s it!

AND FINALLY FUNNESS…Its fun!

That’s it, it’s a must buy as its only 80 Microsoft points/ 60 pence / 1 dollar! And it also gets my BEST INDIE GAME AWARD of all time :)

They suck!

E.g Fifa 12, a game with like two things for single player, yet it has an online pass, also the game has like 20 different things for multiplayer? (This means I can’t go online because I share my Fifa 12 game)

E.g Saints Row 3, a game with a massive co-op part of it. Has an online pass… The online thing you can do when you 100% is go online pretty much and… They give it an online pass…

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Anyway I completed L.A Noire yesterday :3

Video Quality - 8/10

Acting - 9/10

Comedy - 8/10

Overall - 8.2/10 (82%)

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This series is a hilarious trip through out 3 peoples work life, Moss, Jen and Roy.

I don’t want to limit this blog to just games, movies and tv shows are joining :D

2012 will be one of the greatest of gamings history, as we have brand new series’s like I am alive and Kingdoms or Amalur : Reckoning. But also we have games that continue great series’s like Grand Theft Auto 5, Far Cry 3, Max Payne 3, Bioshock : Infinite, The Darkness 2 and Counter Strike Go! However which of these games will win our mighty games of the year, or arcade games of the year?

But most importantly this is my MOST LOOKING FORWARD TO games…

10. Trails Evolution. This game looks 5 times better than Trails HD but It doesn’t look like its doing much new from the original, so thats why it gets number 10!

9. Max Payne 3. I have never played number 1 or 2 but this game looks pretty good, I don’t think I will buy it, unless it goes for around £10 somewhere, but it still looks pretty amazing!

8. Minecraft XBLA. When I heard this was coming I ask Santa for 1 billion Microsoft points, but then I had another look at it, and it didn’t look as great as it did, obviously it wont have the lag the PC version sometimes has but that is why it only got number 8! 

7. The Darkness 2. I played the demo yesterday and boy was I amazed, it  reminded me of Dead Island because of the decapitating people, and some other FPS’s I have played, all together = AMAZING! 

6. CS Go. As a fan of Counter Strike 1.6 and Condition Zero (Never got round to playing Source) this game looks like its doing something amazing. The graphics looks great and the game play looks like what it was like back into when I first played CS, NUMBER 6 :D!

5. Grand Theft Auto 5. I know this game it pretty high for GTA but GTA IV really disappointed me, it turned to realistic. And GTA 5 will be more realistic I know that, but maybe I can forget about San Andreas and Vice City, and just enjoy this game as a brand new Rockstar Game :3! 

4. I Am Alive. This game has looked amazing since I say it back in 2010, now it doesn’t look as great (only because of the graphics) but for a downloadable game, it looks brilliant. The game play is trying to be as real to life as possible, as you have energy and you wont be able to take 1 million shots in the head, this game is possibly my DOWNLOADABLE GAME OF THE YEAR! 

3. BioShock Infinite. Bioshock 1 and 2 never really looked like my kind of game but this does. Mainly because I hate small dark areas in games and love massive open worlds, that is the main reason but the 2nd reason is obviously the game play, a nice bloody FPS!

2. Far Cry 3. I loved Far Cry 2, that’s pretty much all I should say, but this one looks better and bloodier and BETTER!  

1. Kingdoms or Amalur : Reckoning. When I played this game yesterday I was amazed, it was like my used to be favourite series (Fable until Fable 3 came out) and the good parts of Skyrim, Mass Effect and Dragon Age put together. MAKES AN AMAZING RPG! I would be happy to call this Fable 4, but that series died about 2 years ago, so this deserves number 1 and a new name! 

There it is most of them are arcade games, but actually this maybe the year of FPS’s, and as I’m not a big fan of FPS these are still good! And there’s number one which is neither, weird huh!

You and I in a little toy shop - We buying toys?
Buy a bunch of games and the new Xbox - 360?
We’ll play ‘til the break of dawn
Now, suddenly, something’s wrong - Takes longer than that for the red ring to come…
Microsoft just stick to software
You’re not cut out to make hardware - WINDOWS JOKE : Windows crashes too :O!
Now I sit and wonder why
I bought something that will just die - Everything dies…

Microsoft’s red ring of doom - You mean Doom?
Don’t play it for more than a day it’ll die - I’ve had one for 3 years, crap bad example, I’ve had two red rings but still, fixed them in a minute!
They keep telling the consumer
We’re getting this game—oh great, another rumor! - but they get the game right?
Listen good, now, this law
If your 360 happens to fall
It will sound like a chainsaw - So does the PS3 and computer…
It’ll kill the disc, once and for all! - Only if you move the console whilst playing a game!

Yeah, yeah, we’ve heard it before
Microsoft gives you more
Add more on, it’ll still be phony
They just wish they were more like Sony - Ok?
Come on listen to all our lies
We’re just trying to avoid demise
Your friends will laugh when your console dies - Will they?
So when it does, don’t be surprised!

CNN and NBC
Especially MSNBC
Are Microsoft companies - true that though!
So, of course, they always decree
360’s 0WNZ PS3’s - Friggin’ hell another fanboy!
At least that’s what they make the public believe.
Microsoft you’re playing a dirty game
Don’t you have any fuckin shame?! - Oi, language!
Don’t you have any fuckin shame?!

I have had a 360
And it got the RROD
No more Xbox—I turned Ps3 - Fanboys get lost!!!
I had it for months, it still amazes me
Remote connection, free online play - Is that all you fanboys care about… money?
Reliable system, what more can I say?
Sure you guys have Gears of War - I didn’t like that game, my opinion
And maybe…Halo, if it’s cool anymore… - It might be…

But we’ve got Lair and Heavenly Sword - Lair - Sucked, and Heavenly sword no comment!
Little big planet and MGS 4 - LBP is pretty good though!
Sure we now share DMC
But suck my dick, we’re getting God of War 3! - LANGUAGE!
Killzone, Resistance, and Motorstorm
R+C:TOD will own!
Warhawk, Uncharted, and NGS
The 360’s just left with shit… 

Reviewed both songs now, both talk a load a CRAP!